Mommy Shrunkenhead
I f*ck on the first date !!
€54,36
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Meet your new favorite summer shirt!
🌺 “I f´ck on the first date !!”🌺
Not here to impress.
Not here to behave.
Definitely not here for small talk.
This shirt brings loud energy, dirty humor, and zero apologies. It’s bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to turn heads — for better or worse.
🔥 WHAT YOU GET:
All-over chaotic tiki vibes with a wild twist
A statement print that doesn’t whisper — it shouts
Instant conversation starter (or dealbreaker… depending on who’s asking 😏)
Perfect for nights that don’t go according to plan
💀 WHO IT’S FOR:
People who don’t do “normal”
People who’d rather stand out than fit in
People who know exactly what kind of night this is gonna be
⚡ WARNING:
This shirt will:
Get you attention
Get you reactions
Possibly get you in trouble
🌴 BOTTOM LINE:
If you want safe, subtle, and forgettable — this ain’t it.
If you want bold, loud, and a little bit reckless — welcome home.
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Oversized fit
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
🌺 “I f´ck on the first date !!”🌺
Not here to impress.
Not here to behave.
Definitely not here for small talk.
This shirt brings loud energy, dirty humor, and zero apologies. It’s bold, unapologetic, and guaranteed to turn heads — for better or worse.
🔥 WHAT YOU GET:
All-over chaotic tiki vibes with a wild twist
A statement print that doesn’t whisper — it shouts
Instant conversation starter (or dealbreaker… depending on who’s asking 😏)
Perfect for nights that don’t go according to plan
💀 WHO IT’S FOR:
People who don’t do “normal”
People who’d rather stand out than fit in
People who know exactly what kind of night this is gonna be
⚡ WARNING:
This shirt will:
Get you attention
Get you reactions
Possibly get you in trouble
🌴 BOTTOM LINE:
If you want safe, subtle, and forgettable — this ain’t it.
If you want bold, loud, and a little bit reckless — welcome home.
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Oversized fit
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Größentabelle
| BRUST (inches) | TAILLE (inches) | HÜFTEN (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| BRUST (cm) | TAILLE (cm) | HÜFTEN (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |